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CrabDiving – Tue 091019 – Bolton Was Fired Or Maybe Resigned & Three Huzzahs For Black Rod

John Bolton beats Iran war drums

Bolton was fired or maybe resigned. According to a poll, Warren is the only Dem that doesn’t beat Trump in New Hampshire. The Crabs learned all about British Parliament, including the infamous “Black Rod.” News of the recession caused Shitler’s…

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CrabDiving – Mon 090919 – Wilbur Ross Threatened NOAA For Contradicting Trump & Falwell Jr. Exposed

Wilbur Ross threatened NOAA for contradicting Trump with the fact that Alabama was safe from a hurricane Dorian. NOAA has since opened an investigation into why the agency backed up the crap claims of “President Sharpie.” Man-baby instructed a Fox…

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CrabDiving – Mon 090219 – Cartoonish Gunhumping Texas Republicans & Tony Perkins Blames Mass Shootings On Teaching Evolution

Cartoonish Gunhumping Texas Republicans

Cartoonish gunhumping Texas Republicans have made the gross calculation that dead Americans are a fair price to pay for their precious Second Amendment rights. This past weekend’s mass shooter was fired four hours before he went on a murderous rampage…

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CrabDiving – Fri 083019 – British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) Says Trump Never Lies & FOX “News” Can’t Believe Comey’s Innocent

British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) Says Trump Never Lies

British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) says Trump never lies, womp womp. A judge denied the Democrats’ request to speed up the Shitler tax return lawsuit. Getting phallic AF, Cheeto compared Dorian to hurricane Andrew calling it a monster. RWNJ dick-lord…

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CrabDiving – Thu 082219 – Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Be Lying For Money On Fox & Trump’s Disapproval Rating Climbs

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Be Lying For Money On Fox

Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be lying for money on FOX. The Trump Administration wants to detain migrant families indefinitely and Faux News defended this stance ridiculously. CNN reported G7 leaders dread dealing with Cheeto. Washington state Governor Jay Inslee called…

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CrabDiving – Wed 082119 – Trump Canceled A Denmark Trip Because They Won’t Sell Greenland & Florida Kinkajou Attack

Trump Canceled A Norway Trip Because They Won't Sell Greenland

Trump canceled a Denmark trip because they won’t sell Greenland. However, the real reason could be that Shitler doesn’t want to be upstaged by Obama’s visit later in the month to the Danish country. We learned from Cheeto he is,…

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