Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Wed 100919 – Turkey Began Attacking The Kurds With Trump’s Blessing & Another Toothless Attack On Warren

Turkey Began Attacking The Kurds With Trump's Blessing

Turkey began attacking the Kurds with Trump’s blessing. Shitler defended the betrayal by reminding the planet the Kurds didn’t help us in Normandy. Super journalist Richard Engel said there are growing concerns of mass breakouts of ISIS prison camps due…

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CrabDiving – Tue 100819 – Majority Support For Trump Impeachment Inquiry & STDs Record Year

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The majority support for Trump impeachment inquiry was the main topic on today’s podcast. A House panel issued a subpoena to Gordon Sondland after Trump blocked his testimony to Congress. Turkish strongman president Erdogan threw a fit during a phone…

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CrabDiving – Mon 100719 – Backstabbing Trump Abandoning Syrian Kurds & Judge Told Trump To Release Taxes

Backstabbing Trump Abandoning Syrian Kurds

Backstabbing Trump abandoning Syrian Kurds was the main headline covered on Monday’s podcast with in-studio guest comedian Michael James Benson. Our Slytherin President hailed his own “great and unmatched wisdom.” Mitt Romney called Cheeto’s Syrian decision a betrayal against the…

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CrabDiving – Wed 100219 – Trump’s Psychotic Meltdown As The Finnish President Watched & Alligator-Filled Moots

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Trump’s psychotic meltdown as the Finnish President watched was craptastic AF. Shitler said Adam Schiff couldn’t carry Mike Pompeo’s jockstrap, actually “blank”strap, during a meeting in the Oval Office. Cheeto once seriously suggested shooting immigrants coming across the border in…

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CrabDiving – Mon 092319 – Giuliani Pushes The Fake Biden Ukraine Scandal & Bill Weld Says Trump Is Treasonous

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As Giuliani pushes the fake Biden Ukraine scandal, some Democrats are gearing up for impeachment. Trump’s call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky demonstrated Man-baby’s belief that he is indeed invincible. The Cheeto administration lamely offered up a transcript of the…

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