The Hollywood Hick puts a figurative boot up the starfish of the fart-puss with an orange, mangy fox on his head. Comedian Kevin Hart best be more mindful of where he puts his pecker. Even though The Hick decries violence, much joy was found watching that Nazi get punched out in Seattle. The great Dolly Parton was criticized for her appearance at the Emmys and The Hick ain’t having it! The butthurt InfoWars reporter who was bested by the words of a young girl is a moronic mouth breathing fool. Big ups to actress Amber Tamblyn for schooling professional creeper James Woods. And lots more, mothertruckers!