The Hollywood Hick is back, mothertruckers! Sorry for the hiatus, but shit happens, y’all. The Wonder Woman movie is tits, but why can’t they get lady-superhero hair big and flowing enough? Bitch ass bitch Bill Cosby got off on a damn mistrial because of one dumbass juror. Miles Teller done got hisself arrestorated for being drunk and stupid. Some underage party girl tried to sleep it off on a bathroom floor and done got herself trapped inside the locked club. A Florida couple blew up their SUV when one of them lit up a cigarette with a leaking propane grill in the back. And lots more!