The Hollywood Hick – Tue 112216 – Kanye 5150’d & Election of Fart Puss

Who the hell knew facts weren’t necessary? People already need a 2×4 to the head Marky Mark style (we are still broke the fuck up forever in case you are wondering… fuck him). It’s happening already MotherTruckers… On this side-splitting episode of The Hollywood Hick, comedian Brent Parris regales from his Florida room. America needs to be put on a 5150 hold for electing that fart puss with a dead mangy fox on his head.  A Hick is fascinated by the murder mystery in New York where a high-profile jeweler’s son claims he “never killed anyone” despite tons of evidence. KANYE GOT 5150’D… Hahahahahahahaha… What took so long? Dennis Rodman (he still exists MotherTrucker) done went and committed hit and run. And somebody done went and “accidentally on purpose” flashed her hoo-ha.

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