Today 46 cowardly members of the U.S. Senate planted their mouths firmly on the tiny flaccid, white member of the NRA and prevented a vote on the amendment to expand universal background checks on gun purchases. The terrorists have won.…
Category: Pat’s Posts
Pat’s posts
CrabDiving Caption Contest Archives – The Broomholder Lady
By popular demand, CrabDiving presents the funny photos we have posted on our CrabDiving Facebook Page. Keep the post going and leave your own caption in the comments, below! We also would like to share the pieces of…
CrabDiving Launches “Stoners for Equality”
CrabDiving is proud to launch “Stoners for Equality” in support for same-sex marriage! Please feel free to take our pic and use it as your profile photo.
Arkansas Allows Bible Study in Schools, Pastafarians Must Unite!
So Arkansas is going to allow the “academic study” of the Bible in public school? I assume they will also be passing bills allowing the “academic study” of the Bhagavad Gita, the sacred Pastafarian texts… … and the Koran? I’m…
Happy Valentine’s Day from CrabDiving!
Happy bullshit, made-up, Hallmark holiday, everyone!
Clean Up With Playtex Fresh and Sexy Beaver and Knob Wipes
A Golden Crabby Advertising Award to whoever came up with the latest ad campaign for Playtex Fresh and Sexy wipes! CrabDiving wants to hire the agency. These wipes are supposed to help “freshen up” your nads before and after sex. …