Ryan’s posts
I found a shitload of pictures of Heidi Klum’s new house in Brentwood on Lonny.com. My god is she rich. Coincidentally, I had just looked at a bunch of terrifying crap on BrainJet.com. B.J. has a photo gallery of the ugliest beings underwater. I found…
I just flew to #Florida to visit my folks. While no one was reclining shirt-less during the flight, there were plenty of folks on board that were never taught to travel in such a manner that doesn’t piss me off. BTW,…
Nicholas Cage has a freaking Academy Award, y’all. So, I guess this new incantation of “Left Behind” could be an impressive addition to the res for the Con Air front-man. I present to you the trailer to a movie which is a…
The top ten friendliest cities in America as long as you’re white per Parade Magazine was discussed on a recent episode of the live streaming internet radio show, CrabNation. Here’s the clip: Before we start discussing this list, let me…
I still have the scars on my chest and back to prove that I was in fact severely stung by a Man-Of-War while swimming in the waters of the Redneck Riviera. Meat tenderizer saved me rather than piss, which is…
If you’ve downloaded or caught an episode in real time of our live internet streaming radio show, CrabNation, you’ve absolutely heard the Crabs reference Rocket News 24. Rocket’s motto is “Bringing you yesterday’s news from Japan and Asia, today,” which…