Trump threatens to declare a national emergency just to get his dumb, racist wall erected. Shitler said a bunch of weird crap about the shutdown during a bizarre press conference. Lawmaker Rashida Tlaib inspired progressives by proclaiming she’d impeach the mofo. A federal judge extended Mueller’s grand jury for six more months. The Cheeto administration has stopped responding to the U.N. about human rights violations. The shutdown has made our airports less secure because TSA agents aren’t getting paid. In an extended “When Animals Get Pissed” segment, the Crabs learned about a Florida toddler’s encounter with a deadly cottonmouth snake, an alligator loitering at a Waffle House, and in Australia, a horrendous, poisonous tiger snake was found chilling in an AC unit. Finally, for Faithless Friday, Pat played a clip of conserv-a-loon Kenneth Copeland saying he will be preaching his BS mouth garbage until he was 120 years old.
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