The Trump shutdown won’t end until a disaster but man-baby remains an unstable “genius.” Shitler disclosed details about Pelosi’s trip to Afghanistan which was a security faux paus. According to BuzzFeed, Michael Cohen was instructed by Cheeto to lie to Congress. Some Democratic lawmakers didn’t have the stones to share a brilliant video by hip hop star Cardi B. Evildoers at private detention facilities are forcing refugees to work at slave wages for their food. Antivaxxers continue to muck up herd immunity. North Dakota may repeal their archaic jeebus-sucking “blue laws.” Loony religious kooks in Mississippi want to force teachers to lead a daily recitation of the Ten Commandments. In other Faithless Friday news, an Indiana lawmaker is sponsoring a shite bill to teach creationism in public schools.
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