The Virginia governor racist yearbook photo will surely bring down the Democrat. Trump called upcoming wall negotiations a waste of time. Shitler mouthpiece Kellyanne Conway said some weird sexist crap about Democratic presidential hopefuls. The Republican Czar governor of Kentucky, Matt Bevin gave a public park to a church with zero explanation. In an extended “When Animals Get Pissed” segment: a Florida man discovered a snake in his engine; elephant seals took over a Cali beach during the Trump shutdown; a rabid raccoon rampaged through the Crabs’ hood in Florida; a mucho poisonous black mamba bit a snake handler; a venomous brown snake hitched a ride on the roof of a car; a hippo bit a lady’s leg in Africa; and Pat and Ryan learned shark attacks are down worldwide. A simpleton Republican Supreme Court candidate in Wisconsin previously equated bestiality with homosexuality. A-holes in Mississippi are attempting to legislate protections for dickbag educators accused of transphobic behavior. The gun-suckers of the Virginia Senate made guns legal in church, cuz their lord wants the flock armed. A dude at the Vatican in charge of handling sex abuse scandals was busted for a sex scandal… non-shocker! An adult was elected AG in Michigan and the state is now dropping a bunch of pointless lawsuits launched in the name of Jeebus.
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