The bonkers Whitaker hearing went down on Faithless Friday and the Crabs played clips of the loony audio. The House Democrats were justified in their shellacking of our moronic AG. The Dems questioned how our ineffective top law enforcement officer got tapped for the gig. A second sexual assault allegation was levied against the Virginia Lieutenant Governor. Speaking of Virginia, once again, the Governor stated he will not resign despite the yearbook pics of the dude in blackface. Amazon Czar Jeff Bezos said he believes a government entity may have obtained his dick pic. Cindy McCain called the cops on an interracial family cuz she’s got the racism. Tehran Tom Cotton vomited ignorant smelly mouth garbage about AOC’s Green New Deal. SCOTUS unleashed a shocking attack upon Muslims. Justice Kavanaugh signaled he’s coming for your reproductive rights. Russia has infiltrated the idiot evangelical movie business and the home schooling movement. Christo-dick Dave Daubenmire suggested Jesus would have been an “inside linebacker”… wtf? Finally, the Crabs learned Catholic priests aren’t just raping altar boys, they’re raping nuns.
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