With much RWNJ butt-hurt, the headlines cried “RIP Trumpcare!” on this Faithless Friday episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. The loons in the House finally made the sensible call to cancel the vote on the Obamacare repeal. Top Trump whisperer Jared Kushner went skiing during the Obamacare hub-bub. Senior Christo-crook Pat Robertson was proved wrong regarding his godly assurances that Obamacare would indeed be repealed. The Crabs reviewed the best of the burns on Twitter regarding the Trumpcare craptacular. The only anchor on Faux News worth a crap, AKA Shep Smith, called the GOP out on their prolific failure regarding healthcare legislation. It was learned damning evidence of Russian collusion with the Trump campaign exists. The right-winger-bitter-clinger lawmakers in Oklahoma advanced a bill allowing the Ten Commandments to be displayed in public buildings. In the true spirit of GOP reptilianism, a Republican wanker stupidly defended an anti-abortion bill by declaring rape and incest to be the will of God. After receiving death threats over his decision to stop prayer at town meetings, an Ohio Mayor resigned. Pat and Ryan experienced feelings of depression upon learning how many RWNJ Jeebus-bots are in Congress. Bizzaro World was declared when Info Wars czar Alex Jones apologized for his coverage of what the meat eating hardliner now calls the fake Pizza Gate scandal.
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