CrabDiving – Fri 032516 – Ted Cruz Sex Scandal & Trump Is Jefferson Davis

The Ted Cruz sex scandal is the main point of discussion on this episode of the Crabs. Is Donald Trump Jefferson Davis, as suggested by a Huff-Po article? If elected, Hillary Clinton will expose all the X-Files. Twitter explodes with anticipation over the forthcoming details of Ted sex. Georgia Christo-ninnies don’t want their kids practicing demon yoga cuz Jeebus. Oklahoma has to be sensitive of butt-hurt Christians in regards to license plates. Dude that got fired for not having enough religiosity gets paid, baby! The GOP North Carolina legislature is insanely transphobic as evidenced by their actions. Alex Jones thinks Obama is constantly attacked by flies because our President is, of course, demonic. A doctor desperately tries to explain away the existence of his semen on a patient’s sweater. Finally, Pat and Ryan review the top five songs in Murica per Billboard and the tunes, for the most part, are horrendous.

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