CrabDiving – Fri 033117 – Pence Eats Alone & Little Mikey Flynn Wants Immunity

Pence eats alone, and apparently, only with dudes, per a story covered on this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. Comey stayed quiet about Russian shenanigans before the election and because of that, folks are saying Shitler should be shaking in his designer booties. Ex-Trump-chump Michael Flynn offered his testimony about Russian involvement in the campaign of Czar Cheeto Fingers.  Defense Secretary James Mattis creepily stated North Korea needs to be stopped. SCOTUS made rulings that could end up being good for LGBT Americans. The Crabs played ridic clips of The View which included A-Rod weighing in Pence’s freakish relationship with “Mother.” Instead of repealing the heinous, homophobic garbage measure, the not so great state of North Carolina totally missed the point and tried a lame compromise to the “dick-checking-bill.” In a related matter, the NCAA said they wouldn’t do business in North Carolina for ten years if the shite wang inspecting measure was not repealed. Jesus’ tomb got a total makeover, which included a “Q Tip dusting.” A RWNJ loon suggested the release of the “grab’em by the pussy” recording humbled and prepared Twitler for the White House. Evil dingbats in Iowa proclaimed women should be forced to carry a fetus to term, even if it’s expired.
Pence Eats Alone

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