Roy Moore loses again and the air smelled sweeter on Faithless Friday! The crabs learned not all progressives are enlightened to the notion that abortion is an economic issue and that Shitler’s first one hundred days totally sucked rotten eggs. San Francisco lost power today, and conserv-a-jerks moronically cried terrorism. Son of Ronnie, Michael Reagan dumbly said men should sue women for sexual arousal. The Alabama Supreme Court upheld the lifetime ban from the bench of humiliated and shamed Judge Roy Moore. Loony intelligent design advocates demanded a seat at the sanity table alongside legit scientists. Alabama finally announced a special election to replace Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III. Finally, mastodon bones from the Ice Age were recently discovered just down the street from CrabDiving Studios.
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