The Republican state legislators seek The Handmaid’s Tale as evidenced by the gaggle of anti-choice bills plopping forth from the right’s sphincters. Fascist, fake president Trump said he’s not in a rush to reach a trade deal with China. Conserva-loon Ben Shapiro stormed out of a BBC interview because a British journalist dared question his RWNJ mouth garbage. A Shitler ghostwriter from the 90s said Don the Con mainly focused on office furniture and fabric swatches rather than the nuts and bolts of his failing businesses. A shouting match in the Alabama legislature caused an oppressive anti-choice bill to be tabled. In an effort to pass even more heinous anti-woman legislation, a Republican legislator in Ohio wrongly explained you can replant the egg from an ectopic pregnancy. Christo-twunt Coach Dave reminded his low functioning followers “they can’t kill us all” and then called for his mouth-breathers to join him on an anti-Hillary tour. An idiotic homophobe in Missouri blathered it is his mystical duty to discriminate against the LGBTQ community. Finally, Faithless Friday favorite, Jeebus-bot Jim Bakker reminded his audience the buckets of End Of The World food he peddles can also be utilized as furniture. 
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