CrabDiving – Fri 092818 – Kavanaugh Vote Delayed & Rampaging Naked Jehovah’s Witnesses

The Kavanaugh vote was delayed with loony theatricality. Hitler-esque Trump ordered the FBI to investigate the rapey activities of his gross SCOTUS nominee. Human impersonator Lindsey Graham was slammed for stupid remarks he made after the hearing. Stormy’s lawyer Michael Avenatti threatened to embarrass the GOP if they jammed the vote for Kavanaugh through. GOP twunt Ted Cruz may have violated Texas campaign laws by circulating a misleading donation requester mailer. Christo-twunk Pat Robertson prayed to sky-god to throw confusion into the SCOTUS confirmation hearing. Evil Jesus-bot Gordon Klingenschmitt insanely decried the “homosexualization” of Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street. The Chicago priest that burnt the LGBT flag went into hiding because of unsubstantiated threats by activists. Finally, in honor of Faithless Friday, Pat presented a ridic story that involved rampaging naked Jehovah’s Witnesses, kidnapping and possible psychedelics.  kavanaugh vote delayed

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