Tech bros are stumbling over each other to kiss Trump’s fat rump. Herds of drones of unknown origins have been flying over the country. Turkey-tech-bod Elon Musk was the first supposed human to amass 400 billion in wealth. An ancient disease from 3800 BC has made a comeback and is attacking children. Shitler’s closest aides don’t know what Diaper Don is doing with the inaugural invite list. RFK, man-baby’s HHS nominee, will bring a dude to Health and Human Services who wants the polio vaccine revoked. Christian nationalist caterwauler, Joel Webbon said something racist about DOGE Czar Vivek Ramaswamy. Fascist broadcaster Stew Peters openly declared his support for all things Hitler by dropping the “14 words.” Former FoxBot and next level creeper Pete Hegseth is not loved by America and no one, besides the Trump-sucking GOP, wants him to Secretary of Defense. A replica of Noah’s Ark has been put up for auction and nobody wants it.
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