CrabDiving – Fri 121914 – Gaylard Squeezes the Charmin, Bloody Mary Diamonds, Glenn Beck Oscar Moment

On this TGIF episode, Pat and Ryan go full jazz-hands, as they discuss the works of Andrew Lloyd Weber, Tim Rice, Cameron Mackintosh and Stephen Sondheim. We also cover these headlines: James Franco ain’t no James Flacco according to the Pres in his speech about the Sony Hack; Pat Robertson fears the gays will die out cuz of their inability to launch crotch spawn; 15 foot python on the loose in #Florida; anti-gay pervy pastor Gaylard Williams squeezes some dude’s Charmin in an Indiana public park; Fido fires on owner; horrendous Christians in the south are lit’rally beating gay people; the Crabs sharpen their pitchforks as they learn that the most expensive cocktails on the planet are garnished with blood diamonds; the cops shock the monkey instead of shooting it to death; lunatic Christian and soon to be legislator, Gordon Klingenschmitt thinks Americans should opt of Obamacare and enroll in Jesus-care. Finally, the Crabs go full Glenn Beck and play clips of the Talking-Ham-Head’s “Oscar moment.”

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