The FBI counterintelligence investigation of Trump was on like Donkey Kong right after Comey got canned. Shitler vowed to never back down from his racist wall. Evidence showed ‘Murica is losing the trade war with China. Conserv-a-loon Laura Loomer trespassed on Nancy Pelosi’s spread while schlepping a canopy upon which the text “immorality” was spray painted. Back in the day, fake progressive Tulsi Gabbard worked against LGBT human rights. A dude in San Jose who is allergic to cats shells out $1500 per month for an extra flat for his daughter’s kitties. Bigoted Colorado GOP puke Gordon Klingenschmitt announced he’s running for city council in Colorado Springs. Cheeto twatted out an article by goosestepping Republi-twunt Pat Buchanan that makes a white nationalist case for his border wall. Finally, a woman in Texas was banned from a Walmart for a drunk joy ride on shopping scooter. 
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