On Martin Luther King Day, the Crabs rage about the following: Robert E. Lee, loser of the Civil War and human trafficker, gets a holiday cuz people are morons; Lindsey Graham is dipping an oh so-delicately manicured toe into the presidential pool; a Muslim group promoting peace is met with xenophobia in Texas #shocker; three gun-happy rednecks from the great state of Georgia are charged with domestic terrorism; the Patriots are under suspicion for playing with less than full balls. Finally, we learn that the reason the U.S. Senate’s private pool is closed to women is because some of our saggy, white lewd lawmakers prefer to swim as they were born.
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