A teenage Ted Cruz clip is featured on Monday’s episode of CrabDiving and it’s pretty loony. Speaking of the lizard-esque lawmaker, Ted Cruz is neck and neck with Dickensian villain Donald Trump in Iowa polls. The morons behind the fake Planned Parenthood fetal-chop-shop videos are being charged with shenanigans. Hillary Clinton has a choking fit and BENGHAZI! Rick Snyder’s Attorney General buddy appoints a buddy and political donor to investigate the Flint water crisis. For some reason, a Michigan militia is pledging to defend the citizenry from bad H20. For you gun-nuts that are bendy, you might want to invest in combat ready, ammosexual yoga pants. Rick Perry tosses the political salad of Ted Cruz. CNN suggests Glenn Beck deserves the Donald since it was the GOP that gave birth to the mangy-haired Frankenstein. Danny DeVito is right about racism in Murica, much to the chagrin of the mouth-breathing simpletons at Faux News.
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Teenage Ted Cruz & Ammosexual Yoga Pants
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