CrabDiving – Mon 020121 – Nobody Feels Sorry For Wall Street

Nobody feels sorry for Wall Street as hedge fund loads are slain by wee traders. Reddit users bought silver in an effort to best Wall Street whales. A herd of anti-vaxxers attempted to shut down a COVID 19 vaccination site at Dodgers Stadium. French cops busted a nutty orgy that violated coronavirus restrictions. According to science-types, the pandemic is about to get worse due to virus variants. We learned the Wisconsin vaccine saboteur, which is a pharmacist, is a flat-earther. In Philly, a start-up led by a 22 year old with no experience in the vaccine biz severely shat the bed by not getting enough jabs in arms. House Dems have moved quickly to remove violent Q-loon and Congressional Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene from committees. The Biden Administration said Shitler never released funds meant for Puerto Rico’s hurricane relief effort. Thugs-in-blue maced a 9-year-old girl because cops are sadistic as well as racist. A stray bullet found its way from a shoot-out at a strip club to barely into the arm of a Walmart employee. Luckily, no one died. The Crabs briefly marveled upon the talent of the eighties soft rock group Air Supply.

Nobody Feels Sorry For Wall Street

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