Trump molested another flag at CPAC and the mouth-breathing deplorables lapped up every single lie mouth-puked by manbaby. State-run media (Fox “News”) killed the Stormy Daniels hush money story prior to the election. The Democratic House Chairmen demanded details about Cheeto’s rendezvous with Uncle Nipples. After learning of the plans of PEEOTUS to punish CNN, husband of Skesis Barbie called for the impeachment of the rapist-in-chief. GOP Dicklord Senator Rand Paul said he will vote to block The Donald’s stupid National Emergency bull crap. HBO put out a disturbing video chronicling the abuse of two of Michael Jackson’s victims. Roger Stone may have breached a gag order on his Insta, womp-womp. Despite the moronic musings of Jenny McCarthy and Deuce Bigalow, another study found no links between autism and vaccinations. “Gym” Jordan tweeted an anti-Semitic trope and the outrage from his side of was lacking. A simpleton Trump voter said cows (“beef animals”) are 75% grass. A Wisconsin candidate with a similar sounding name to certain male bodily fluid blamed an imaginary friend for racist text messages. The late former UN secretary general Kofi Annan warned of an onslaught of snake attacks and we’d better antivenom up!
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