CrabDiving – Mon 033015 – Mike Pence Simpleton Bigot, Gohmert Too Nuts For Fox, ISIS Takes Tatooine

On this episode of the Crabs, Pat and Ryan learn that Governor Mike Pence is still a simpleton bigot. They also cover these stories: The First Church Of Cannabis blooms cause Indiana’s ridic anti gay religious freedom deal; Michigan Republican wants the stupidest to teach their children; Tatooine, home of infamous Mos Eisley Station, falls to ISIS; aside from health care reform and killing Osama Bin Laden, Obama is also responsible for every tasteless selfie according to a “Faux News” ninny; Gohmert too crazy for Fox but still has a paying job in government; BP is worried that paying even some of the fine for ruining the Gulf Of Mexico might put their business at risk #eatadick. Finally, a big Crabby F-U to Jamie Foxx for his cheap, trans-phobic joke and to the Catholic Church for freaking out even more kids.

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