Melania looked happy sitting next to Obama and you know that bothered Shitler, big time. Some Democrats sold out and voted yes on GOP hawk-loon Mike Pompeo for Secretary Of State. Trump was caught in a lie regarding his travel to Moscow during the alleged pee-pee incident. Pat and Ryan learned Defense Secretary James Mattis was supposedly Shitler’s babysitter. Residents of Key West greeted the manbaby motorcade with the middle finger. Don-the-Con went back to using his personal, unsecured cellphone. A gaggle of lunatic god botherers created a POTUS prayer shield, in an effort to protect our embarrassment-in-chief from deep-state, liberal warlocks. The Crabs heard about a most unlucky dude that had been bitten by a snake, attacked by a shark and mauled by a bear. A Florida teen asked his girl to the prom and went full racist. A bigoted, ignorant AF teacher in Texas stupidly asked his students to write out the pros and cons of slavery. Finally, in Trump’s America, hate crimes are up 15%.
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