Michael Cohen testified about wannabe mob boss Trump and told the jury Melanie said her fascist husband’s Access Hollywood tape was just “locker room talk.” Shitler sycophants, Speaker Johnson and other GOP ghouls, waddled over to the Manhattan courthouse to support their dear leader. Drunk loons from the UK on a flight to Turkey burned through alcohol supplies within a half hour of a four hour flight. In other aviation news, a horde of wasted British yobs caused the delay of an EasyJet flight. Low IQ legislator Tommy Tuberville caterwauled Biden was orchestrating all of Trump’s prosecutions from the White House. A slaughterhouse cleaning company using child labor to wipe down bone saws was fined. Tooty Rudy Giuliani was fired from his radio gig for spewing disinformation. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene, blathered FOX News wanted to murder Putin super fan Tucker Carlson. Former Trump administration orc Peter Navarro, who is currently behind bars, is in good spirits according coke demon Don Jr. The son of President Pampers also managed to violate the gag order by smearing the Judge’s daughter.
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