CrabDiving – Mon 051418 – Trump Destroys Mideast Peace & Richard Spencer’s Nazi Fantasies

As Trump destroys Mideast peace, the Crabs cover the complete craptastic, murderous tragedy. Shitler sucked off a Chinese cellphone company that was penalized for espionage. Melania Trump had surgery on a kidney. Conservative journalist George Will declared Cheeto Teats “not the worst person in government. Mike Pence is.” Fox Nazi Laura Ingraham poo-poo’d Will’s piece on fascist Donald. SCOTUS opened the door for legalized sports gambling. The Supremes also pumped the brakes on police searches of rental cars. A right wing judge commentator on Faux News was slammed for defending the Mueller’s Russia probe. Fancy fascist Richard Spencer suggested the U.S. military should have enslaved Haitians after a hurricane, rather than offer relief. Evil Jesus-bot Robert Jeffress was accused of playing the victim by former GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

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