CrabDiving – Mon 052719 – Trump Doesn’t Care That Kim Launched Missiles & Godwin’s Law Presidency

Trump doesn’t care Kim launched missiles, but tweeted that he did like how the North Korean leader thinks Joe Biden is dumb. Green parties picked up seats in the E.U. which could boost action on climate change. Rudy Giuliani claimed he canceled a poo-finding mission in Ukraine to avoid traps set “by Soros.” The un-american Senate GOP loads pledged to immediately quash any impeachment charges. The Crabs discussed a piece from Newsweek that drew scary comparisons between Hilter and Shitler. Summer camps across the U.S. are banning the unvaccinated. A California man in Hawaii became the first person to die in a shark attack in 2019. An eleven-foot gator walked the streets of Ocala, Florida. Speaking of gators, another amphibious dinosaur was found alongside fellow dinosaur, a.k.a. a shark, in a creek bed in central Florida. Gun nuts in Texas want to open carry directly following natural disasters, cuz racism. A judge struck down a ridiculous Mississippi abortion ban. Alabama voted to end marriage licenses, of course for the wrong reason. Some religious kooks in Washington want to secede from Murica and form their own little Christo-ban hellscape. A Trump administration official gives nary a flea squirt about following the law.

Trump Hearts Kim Jong Un

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