Trump’s UK state visit has already provided many bizarre moments of Shitler, including PEEOTUS referring to Mayor of London as a “stone cold loser.” A prankster across the pond mowed the shape of a gigantic wang into the grass near Cheeto’s helicopter landing spot. Philippines tyrant Rodrigo Duterte announced he was a little gay during his first marriage. GOP Governor Rick Snyder’s phone was seized in a probe of the Flint water crisis. A protester snuck onto the stage during the Cali Democratic Convention and took the mic from candidate Kamala Harris. An eleven-foot alligator was discovered in a Florida kitchen. A senior member of the Shitler transition team was busted for a second time with child pornography, hashtag DTS. New data shows a centrist may not be the best bet to topple man-baby in 2020. Whilst chaperoning an overnight field trip, a Catholic school principal attempted to skip out on a bill at a strip club and was arrested for public intoxication. Puritanical Pompeo admitted Kushner’s Middle East peace plan won’t work. Faux liberal Governor Hickenlooper was booed for poo-pooing socialism. According to Michael Wolff’s latest book, everyone at the White House thinks the orange one is cuckoo for cocoa puffs. In reaction to the latest mass-shooting, a useless GOP mayor suggested no one should rush to judgment regarding sensible gun control. The Trump/GOP EPA expressed their disdain for humanity by wanting to allow more crap found in rocket fuel into our water.
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