Pat and Ryan start the work week off with a long and thorough examination of the lunacy that is the Teflon Trump and a shark attack caught on video! In this episode, the Crabs pinch-off the following headlines: Surfer Mick Fanning doles out a near donkey punch upon a hungry, attacking shark. We remind Sean Connery fans that the actor has, on more than one occasion, said that hitting women is acceptable behavior. Scott Walker will start war with Iran on “day one” if he is elected president <chest clutch>. KKK supporters act like total c-words during a Confederate flag rally. Limbaugh lavishes the sack of Trump rather than that of war hero John McCain. Trump poos-poos McCain’s military service and Hannity thinks that maybe an apology is in order from McCain. Sarah Palin suggests McCain and Trump need some together time, alone. Geraldo Rivera stumbles upon the moral high-ground. Todd Starnes, uber Fox Ninny, is a homophobe who dines at the chicken restaurant that shall not be named. Finally, a lunatic RWNJ pundit yearns for the days when folks were too poor for male-on-male or female-on-female action.
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Teflon Trump & Surfer Mick Fanning Donkey-Punches Shark
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