Biden dropped out and MAGA cultists are confused. Since Vice President Kamala Harris has been moved to the top of the ticket Trumpkins have melted down bigly. Former President Diaper Rash, AKA cowardly Trump, will never debate Vice President Harris. The orange stain, along with his true love daughter Ivanka, once donated to Kamala’s AG reelection campaign. Shitler selecting J.D. Vance as his running mate was a fail. Tech-bro fascist Vance blathered the Vice President was a miserable childless cat lady. The Crabs reviewed the biggest hits of legendary 80s pop group Duran Duran. Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle was in the hot seat at a congressional hearing. Oligarch trash-person Elon Musk shared a video of Trump blowing up Biden. Archeologists found the remains of a mote near was Jesus was born. Hateful extremist wanker Nick Fuentes continues to be sad because Vance’s wife isn’t white. Bulls sharks thrive even in fresh water!
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