Trump election observers sound like thugs to The Crabs. The orange a-hole face accuses “Crooked Hillary” of cheating in what is already, in the opinion of the racist GOP simpleton, a rigged election. The Donald wants to take the vetting of immigrants to the extreme. Trump launches a website to recruit polling goons. Paul Manafort, The Donald’s Campaign Manager, got a giant pile of cash from Russia. Ivanka Trump chills with Putin’s main squeeze in Croatia, which isn’t at all suspicious. Matt Drudge suggests Hillary is copying Trump’s signature hairstyle. A hacker publishes a list of phone numbers of Dem bigwigs and Nancy Pelosi gets a slew of obscene calls and texts. Breitbart runs their “unskewed” poll and still Trump is losing to Hillary. RWNJ broadcaster Alex Jones demonstrates his lunacy by suggesting The Donald is on the verge of winning New York and California. If elected, Donald Trump bizarrely promises a group of clergy that church attendance will rise.
You know this guy will volunteer to be a Trumpian poll watcher.
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