The world lost its mind as Facebook and Instagram went down. The Zuck lost 7 billion in 7 hours. The Pandora Papers revealed world leaders like Putin have stashed tons of untaxed cash. IATSE voted to strike. SNL nailed the anti-mask kooks invading school board meetings. Lindsey’s MAGAT constituents gave the Senator an ear-full when he suggested they should get vaccinated. The Crabs learned their home state Florida is one of the deadliest in the union for animal attacks. Chipmunks have been spreading the plague in Lake Tahoe. A surfer in Cali was slowly but severely mauled while catching waves in shark-infested waters. A gaggle of aggressive otters attacked humans and pets in Alaska. Shitler’s NDAs were total crap and people have started singing. Blotch Nazi Bannon warned of a government coup involving shock troop tactics. A new brain implant can stave off depression by stimulating stuff in the skull.
For this and other archived episodes of CrabDiving,
contact us at info@crabdiving[dot]com and we’ll send you the show!