CrabDiving – Thu 010115 – Your Xmas Tree Has Lice, Tijuana Hookers, Jeb Bush Presidential Bid

The Crabs wish the listeners a Happy New Year and kick of 2015 with the following stories: Jeb Bush will mos def run for President; according to comic, Oscar Fernando Galeana some cops are trigger-happy and will only shoot you if aren’t rich; Texas man murdered by a celebratory slug; your Christmas tree has lice; cops’ slowdown lead to less crime in NYC; the Hong Kong Gentlemen’s Club in Tijuana offers an excellent shuttle service; Pastor Ryan Bell gives up God for a year and decides to keep in that way #lol. Finally, Rick Wood, host of Morning Wood on the CrabDiving Network, calls from his car with predictions for 2015 and nearly runs over a viking-clown-bicyclist.

Happy crabby 2015

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