The Crabs cried “screw these billionaires” on this episode, as they shared stories of how Howard Schultz is no man of the people. 2020 presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren fired back at coffee oligarch Shultz for crapping upon her tax plan. Speaker Pelosi held an epic press conference where she took a steamy, figurative poo all over man-baby’s wall. Presidential hopeful and fake lib Tulsi Gabbard took donations from arms dealers, even though she’s posing as an “anti-war candidate.” Since the shutdown, Dems have taken leadership in the polls on border security. Rodent squirt Kim Davis might be forced to pay the legal fees of the people she wronged when she refused to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples. Weatherman Al Roker played his badass card when he called out the “nitwit” governor of Kentucky for labeling kids soft because they weren’t out in subzero weather waiting for the school bus. An evangelical Florida dicklord legislator is trying to make crap creationism be taught alongside science in public school. Oxy walrus Rush Limbaugh suggested gay people will become anti-choice if they discover homosexuality starts in the womb. An anti-vaxxer got harsh and well-deserved scorn on social media when the loon posted something stupid about how to prevent her daughter from getting measles.
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