Today the Crabs rejoice in Cliven Bundy arrested and the country being saved from overthrow at the hands of four fat, dumb rednecks. Robot Rubio sucks, and no one is voting for Ben Carson but he claims he has tons of supporters that don’t want him to drop out. Donald Trump wants to go full-Sopranos on The Great Leader of North Korea. Ted Cruz may be a pussy but he’s no poser Republican like Trump. Michele Fiore and Franklin Graham broker a peace betwixt the moronic militia-men of Oregon and the Feds, LOLz. In an odd, back-handed manner, Representative John Lewis suggests Bernie Sanders is lying about marching with Martin Luther King. Louie Gohmert says something stupid cuz it’s a day ending in “y.” Georgia really wants prayer in school cuz they subconsciously wanna be Iran. Evolution ain’t a theory, dummy. The load Limbaugh nearly squirts for Cruz whilst comparing the reptilian-like GOP candidate to the sacred Reagan.
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