Trump will declare a national emergency for no good reason except racism. Democrats warned Shitler about consequences of his national emergency maneuver. RWNJ skeksis Anne Coulter labeled Cheeto “America’s Merkel.” GOP load Chuck Grassley looked to sky-god to grant our rapist-in-chief wisdom. The ancient Republican also bit back at Cocaine Mitch for interrupting his corn juice speech to announce the national emergency. The conservative-lead Senate confirmed Trump lapdog Billy Barr as AG. In a tell-all book, former FBI head Andrew McCabe wrote about Trump’s cabinet considering an invocation of the 25th Amendment. A really racist substitute teacher scolded a student for dressing like he was in prison and then the bigoted harpy spewed lies about how Martin Luther King Jr. took his own life. In a “Trump’s ‘Murica” moment, a gaggle of douchebag educators forced a student to cover a t-shirt advocating inclusivity.
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