CrabDiving – Thu 033023 – Indictments and Urine and Paltrow, Oh My!

Indictments and urine and Paltrow, oh my! Trump was indicted and indicated during this episode of CrabDiving. A MAGAT judge struck down the Affordable Care Act’s preventative care program, which included PrEP. An American Wall Street Journal reporter was arrested in Russia for spying. Disney dunked on DeSantis by inserting a wee bit of old English law into the way the park’s governing board is selected. Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow was found not guilty in the lamest skiing accident court case ever. Twitter Czar Elon Musk tweeted for the release of the Q Shaman and a few days later it happened. Insurrectionist troll load Ali Alexander said Shitler, Kanye, and Putin are kings and are allowed to be corrupt because Jesus is cool with it. Senator Hickenlooper, 71, announced he just had a baby. Boebert E. Lee took the piss at a hearing about public urination in DC.

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