Pat and Ryan note the sizable loads left on the Joel Osteen collection plate. The Crabs also note many other RWNJ conservative loads, such as Nikki Haley wants an “as low-key as the national media will let us” event for the taking down of a symbol that afforded 0.0 ounces of dignity. Comic-Con Christian activists have their Jesus-vibes disrupted. A-hole county clerks are told by their Democratic Governor to get to marrying or else. Money-Jesus-dude Joel Osteen has a big booty. It’s always time for pop singer and horrendous human Ariana Grandes to lick the donuts. Fireworks rob a couple of stupid NFL players of some fingers #Darwin. Ass-less pants are the beginning of the end, according to a loony homophobe. A lifeguard hangs the rainbow flag from his chair on a southern beach and madness ensues. Gross gun-nut group in Oklahoma posts evil crap on their Facebook page. Cheryl Rios turns back time but not in a way Cher would approve.
Joel Osteen celebrates another weekend’s receipts.
Laugh and rage along with the Crabs in this episode of CrabDiving!
Thu 070915 – Joel Osteen Collection Plate & Ariana Grandes Licks Donuts
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