The UN didn’t take kindly to Nikki Haley’s shenanigans regarding the Jerusalem vote. Shitler’s United Nations threat backfired after Canada abstained in an effort to not appear as America’s puppet. Astrologists claimed this day would the worst day of the year, per the winter solstice. A city council voted to sell a public park in order to get rid of some confederate war memorials. A Virginia Delegate winner ripped GOP incumbents for a political stunt that resulted in an overturned victory. Loser molester Roy Moore went nuts over Muslims, Marxists and Doug Jones’ gay son after his senatorial defeat. The bigoted, elitist twunt CEO of Papa Johns stepped down because his crap politics were tanking the gross pizza chain. Man-baby made HUD head Ben Carson pray to sky-god in front of reporters. A Minnesota man got a new trial after jurors admitted his race played a part in the verdict. RWNJ crackpot Alex Jones and dandy Trump-sucker Roger Stone fired off guns while the dim duo stupidly warned the public of a civil war brought about by liberals. Christo-dink Jim Bakker said he was afraid to preach because he could be assassinated. Whatever.
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