The Trump cult is going totally violent fascist to save their dear leader. Biden edged closer to a “W” by acquiring electoral votes from swing states. Nazi sweat glob Steve Bannon suggested beheading Fauci and the FBI Director if Trump wins a second term. Trump’s personal pastor piece Paula White gave an Oscar-worthy performance, which included tongue-speaking, at an evangelical prayer orgy meant to convince God to help Man-baby win a second term. An Alabama police captain said Biden supporters should get a “bullet in the skull.” A wacky legal adviser of Shitler suggested SCOTUS would surely help the Rapist-In-Chief win this nutty election. A Missouri election official who showed up to work on November 3rd after testing positive for coronavirus died. Mississippi voters engaged in brief adult-cosplay by deciding once and for all to get the stars-and-bars off their state flag. Environmental activist Greta Thunberg trolled the orange load. The neckless bladder of emu-goo known as Hannity said state legislators should betray their constituents by awarding the electoral votes as they see fit. The Crabs covered a harrowing account of a Florida poll worker’s bout with Deplorable twits on election day.
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