CrabDiving – Tue 010918 – Bannon Exits Breitbart & Feinstein Releases Fusion GPS Transcript

As Bannon exits Breitbart, the Crabs happily join in on the pointing and laughing. In a televised meeting with Republican and Democratic members of congress, our Embarrassment in Chief vowed to sign a bill “of love” to protect those covered by  DACA. In the same meeting, Trump suggested the cure to all the country’s woes are in bringing back the corrupt practice of “earmarks,” while Lindsey Graham performed some spectacular licking of the Trump butt. Former sheriff / current racist Joe Arpaio will be running for the Arizona senate seat. Oprah’s bff Gayle King says the media mogul is “intrigued” by running for president. Meanwhile, “Coach” Dave Daubenmire says President Oprah would be all about the white genocide. Eliot Spitzer threatened to stab a dude in the junk. The Ecuadorian embassy in London is sick of Julian Assange and seeks some mediation to get him the hell out. Loathsome Tucker Carlson interviewed one of the few people more unlikeable than him: Stephen Miller. Senator Dianne Feinstein released the Fusion GPS testimony transcript, to the squeals of Chuck Grassley and the treason-enabling senate GOP, and it it we learn that someone has already been killed as the result of the publication of the “dossier.” And lots more!
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