CrabDiving – Tue 011916 – Palin Endorses Trump & Christ-a-ban Freak-a-zoids

The Crabs learn that Palin endorses Trump and wonder if the former vice presidential candidate has ever used a strap-on. Pat and Ryan also welcome comic Maggie Strong, host of Pretty Misandry, a feminist rant podcast on the CrabDiving Network, into the Crab den! SCOTUS could schlong-slap Obama’s immigration policy. KKK morons deliver crap, racist flyers in sandwich baggies to residents of the slow state of Alabama. According to a Fox-bot, Ted Cruz is the “thinking man’s Donald Trump.” A pervy, Republican lawmaker asks students who are on a field trip learning about government if their hymens are intact. Simpleton, internet radio charlatan Rick Scarborough says we must brace for a war against Satan. A bunch of Christian mopes that were once Muslim disrupt a Catholic church service cuz Jesus. A-hole, dick-puppet, Theodore Shoebat wants S.W.A.T. to go after our gay brothers and sisters. Affluenza twunt blames Mommy for his recent Mexican jaunt. An Italian Christ-a-ban freak-a-zoid says abused women are “asking for it,” due to the fact that dinner ain’t warm.

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Palin Endorses Trump & Christ-a-ban Freak-a-zoids

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