CrabDiving – Tue 031919 – Devin Nunes Suing Twitter and His Cow & Trump’s Ambassadors Are Diaper Loads

Who knew Devin Nunes suing Twitter and his cow would be the central topic of crabby conversation on this episode of the progressive podcast? Conservative dingbats in the not-so-great state of Florida introduced a bill to disenfranchise felons and those in debt to the courts from voting. Speaking of the stand-your-ground state, GOP loons cooked up HB3 in a heinous effort to strip LGBTQ citizens of human rights. Rounding out the Florida rock block, we learned Governor Ron D’Racist signed legislation to make it legal to smoke medical weed, rather than just vape it. Germany demanded their American Ambassador be recalled because the Trump minion is acting prickish and not behaving stately. God-bot Pat Robertson warned a fan in an “Ask Pat” segment his wife very well could be “captured” and indoctrinated by her lesbian pal. We also played a clip of Robertson condemning the ownership of Buddha statues and any other “false gods.” New Zealand quickly announced gun control initiatives after the Christchurch mass shooting. GOP Nazi load Steve King couldn’t admit that “white societies” were not superior. Ham-headed Glen Beck waddled onto Hannity’s show in an effort to resurrect his GOP cred by figuratively suckling the sad wang of the VIP Fox-bot. The racist a-hole wrestling ref who ordered a wrestler to shear his dreadlocks before a match is whining he’s lost money and has been harassed since the incident. Space alien right-wing, QAnon kook Liz Crokin said the arrests from the college admissions scandal was proof the deep state child molesting ring was being exposed, womp womp.
Devin Nunes Memo Release

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