CrabDiving - Tue 042815 - Shep Smith Ain't Havin' It, SCOTUS Hears Gay Marriage, GOPer's Hard Times With Dick Pics

Tuesday’s Crabs include the following headlines: SCOTUS might end up on the right side of gay marriage; Twitter’s wallet thins a bit; Shep Smith at Faux News takes 0.0 crap from idiots like Eric Bolling; make my church sign in Okla-coma a biggie size; Bachman’s replacement isn’t horrendous enough for his stupid constituents; Grindr pud pic creates a hard time for a North Dakota lawmaker; a Nevada Tea Party Ninny keeps it classy #not. Finally, Kelly, the Voice of CrabDiving, rings in with a story of member measurement and foot worship.