CrabDiving – Tue 043019 – Scumbag Jacob Wohl Recruited Men To Smear Pete Buttigieg & Trump’s Crappy Fed Pick

Scumbag Jacob Wohl recruited men to smear Pete Buttigieg. Venezuelans rallied around opposition leader Guaido’s calls for an uprising. Christo-dweeb Secretary of State Pompeo claimed Russia stopped Nicolas Maduro from fleeing the country. Trump’s pick for the Federal Reserve, Stephen Moore has supported a return to child labor in America. Speaking of man-baby’s Fed favorite, Republicans aren’t exactly squirting over Moore. There was a historic first Medicare-For-All hearing in the House. According to a judge, the House Dems can continue with their emoluments lawsuit against Cheeto. A Quinnipiac poll showed Elizabeth Warren now in second place among Democratic presidential hopefuls. Homophobic Jeebus load Bryan Fischer announced neither bottoms nor tops are making it into Heaven. The Crabs also explained how the shape of a turtle would make for an ill-fitting buttplug.

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