The Texas state senate voted to stop teaching kids the KKK is bad. The Chairman of the Trump 2017 Inaugural fund was arrested. Oligarch Bezos made it into space. RWNJ bag of gnu spew Matt Schlapp milked 750 thousand big-ones out of a cretin seeking a pardon from Trump for federal fraud charges. Someone on Pelosi’s staff tested positive for coronavirus. China has been flooding bigly. The Olympics might be canceled because of the pandemic. FOX has implemented a vaccine passport program at their offices. The Variant has been surging in Florida and Alaska. Taco Bell continued to suffer an ingredients shortage which includes a run on their Jedi-level hot sauce. The Chairman of the Florida GOP was hit with a sexual harassment allegation from a staffer. Cali Rep Eric Swalwell called on wanker Ted Cruz and diddler Matt Gaetz to drop their WWE act. Delaware becomes the tenth state to raise the minimum wage to $15 per hour. QAnon dolt Bishop Larry Gaiters claimed Kobe Bryant was taken out by the Clintons. Fauci let anti-science Senator Rand Paul have it for proliferating lies about coronavirus during a hearing. Lemont School District 210 board voted unanimously to stop using the name Indians as their team name/mascot and snowflake Trumpists lost their marbles.
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