GOP Senators attack Trump and the Crabs reviewed every bit of the Republican butt-hurt melodrama. Senator Flake said buh-bye to the legislature. Late to the party conservative Bob Corker proclaimed Shitler was dividing Murica, duh. The orange-a-hole-face lied more than ever over the past week. The FBI said they were investigating a threat made against Representative Frederica Wilson. Folks in the armed services said white supremacy and hate is rampant in the military. Cheeto Teats wanted to rename Denali, cuz Obama. Fox-bot Tucker Carlson crashed and burned attempting to explain how the birther movement wasn’t racist. Dick-bag “musician” Kid Rock puked forth he would not run for public office. A disgusting garbage person / Trump-supporting pastor suggested women are sexually assaulting men by dressing provocatively. Robert Guillaume of “Sports Night” and “Benson” passed away. The violently racist and marginally intelligent “actor” Mark Wahlberg hilariously begged sky-god to forgive him for Boogie Nights. Speaking of sky-god, Dildo Reilly cursed the heavens for his problems.
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