On liquid-u-Tuesday, the Crabs cover the affluenza teen caught in Mexico headlines. The rich in Murica keep getting more freaking rich due to “private tax systems” designed to keep one-percent-er wallets fat. Trump calls a New Hampshire newspaper “a pile of garbage,” cuz that’s how The Donald moronically rolls. The New York City New Years Eve celebration is the whole thing in terms of security and stuff. A Tea Party lunatic Ted Cruz supporter reminds us Obama ruined Christmas. Donald Trump says Chris Christie acted like a little boy when the sturdy, husky New Jersey Governor hugged Obama during the Hurricane Sandy clean-up. Iran seems to be agreeing to the terms of Obama’s nuke deal. The frothy mixture of lube and anal sex run-off, AKA losing 2016 GOP Presidential Candidate Santorum, says he would enforce DOMA, cuz he’s a dick. A not so planned-out heist to knock-over a condom vending machine predictably goes teats up and a dude gets his face blown up when the explosives don’t blow up as expected. A creepy racist redneck a-hole in Pennsylvania reminds the Crabs that racism ain’t dead when dude busts out his best monkey impersonation.
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Affluenza Teen Caught & Fracking Racist Does Monkey Voice
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